The Compliment

"I'm so nervous about my first date. What can I say?"
"You just have to find something to compliment her about so that she won't be nervous."
"Okay, I'll try."

(After the date...)
"So, how did it go?"
"It went alright..."
"So, what happened? Did you compliment her like I said?"
"Yeah...."
"Well, what did you say?"
"I said: 'For a fat girl, you don't sweat much!'"

(from Dick Dye--again!)