I told my father-in-law, "You know, if you don't write these sayings down, no one will know about them after you're gone!" So, this is my attempt to preserve the sayings, jokes, and other antecdotes that I get to hear firsthand. PLEASE NOTE: No copyrights needed to use them in your personal conversations.
A man was pulled over by a traffic cop. The officer looked at his driver's license and said: "Sir, this license says that you should be wearing corrective lenses to be driving. Where are they?" The driver replied, "But officer, I have contacts..." The cop quickly retorted: "I don't care who you know, you have to be wearing corrective lenses!"
posted by Steve Young @ 4/10/2005
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I you want to know what true beauty is like, you have to go to a bee farm. When the beekeeper is holding the queen bee in his hands, lean in and look deeply into his eyes. Because...
posted by Steve Young @ 4/09/2005
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I enjoy good conversations about interesting topics. Whether I agree or not, the interaction itself is stimulating.
